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Nov 15 01 6:16 PM

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Do you have any good quotes,witty put downs etc.?
Here are a few to start you off !
Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. (!)(Mae West)
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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.(Oscar Wilde)
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Nov 16 01 1:05 AM

Good Quotes

There was a guy I worked with who was a real pain. One day I felt really mean so I asked him if he had hemorrhoids. When he said yes, I said "Then you aren't a perfect a-- h---!"
Shelley, am I going to be deleted?

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Nov 16 01 9:23 PM

Good Quotes

"Life is like an ashtray. Full of little doubts!"
(a 'doubt' or 'dout' is Scottish for a cigarette butt)
Can't remember who said this. It was either Rikki Fulton (doing the Rev. I.M. Jolly) or Billy Connolly.

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Nov 17 01 12:00 AM

Good Quotes

"Who ever thought up the word 'mammogram?'
Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to
put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone!"
--Jan King

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Nov 17 01 5:52 AM

Good Quotes

These seem to go well together!
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
- Henry Ford
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

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Nov 17 01 10:08 PM

Good Quotes

these r some of my favorite quotes anyway
the future belongs to those who beleive in the beauty of their dreams.eleanor roosevelt
learning without thought is labor lost/confucius
look beyond the morning shadow of today and behold the brilliance of tomorrow./unknown
and life is like a box of chocolates../good old forrest

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